In Production:

Synopsis:

After a High School hazing prank goes wrong, the next class of cheerleaders must find a new way to show their dominance over the school.  They will set out to disprove the local legend and party the weekend away in ‘Melonhead Country’.  Find out what happens when a bunch of girls go camping with beer, booze, drugs and no parents.  Learn the story of Dr. Crow and how his evil breed has terrified these parts for over 50 years.

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Written & Directed by Brian C Lawlor and produced by ShockStar Studios, this is becoming the most anticipated horror movie of the decade.  With an ensemble cast, filmed on location in Lake County and in Melonhead Country itself; coupled with a killer script and screaming soundtrack - this IS the movie to see.
Not Rated at this time: Language, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Drug Use and more Nudity.
Estimated Run Time: 90Mins.
Investors still welcome.
The Girls:
KristenSmith, Melissa Vogrin, Tree Knazeck,
Grace Majella, Melissa Lippert, Carissa Matzke, Contessa Kennedy,
Emily Richmond, Angella Austin


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 Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads

The day has come!!! For four generations North East Ohio has been tormented by the Melonheads. Now Ohio's creepiest legend comes to life in the newest installment of the Dark Ritual Series!!!



You asked for it, you got it!  Our next project is in production.  What happens when the Cheerleaders decide to test their courage and go camping in Melonhead Country????  Booze, Babes and Carnage!  We will bring to life North East Ohio's best known legend.  Learn the story of Dr. Crow and how the melonheads came to be the force to terrify  generations!
Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads, is another installment of the Dark Ritual Series!
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 Christina Rios: From the moment Christina walked into the audition, we knew we wanted her in the cast!      (only female left that was cast from the original casting call)

 Bryan Jalovec:  With roles in such films as Hero Tomorrow, Fanboy, Horror Convention Massacre and Guys, Bryan has become a local cult actor. Bryan came in to read for a small extras role, we were so blown away by the shear talent and character he brought -we had him read for a larger part.  Bryan will be playing the part of Steve-he nailed the essence of this character  with NO prep time.  It was almost like the part was written just for him!  Bryan brings his charm and style to Cretinville which should add some flair to the cast, in a way only Bryan could.  

Rachel will be playing the Cheer Coach!!

   Rich Yarber:  Rich is president of TwistedSpine Films & director of the soon to be released Murder Machine!  Rich asked for a small role, something maybe a little demented.  Well, Rich was really the only one we thought of to play Dr. Crowe!  You wanted demented Rich-you got it! Rich has the demented part down, hell he is on the Marc Norton Show, you have to be demented.  Also, watch for Rich's Baron von Bloodstone character coming out on a short from eMpTy FILMS.

 Holly Pasquarelli

 Cyndi Kehler-Mrs. Crowe  

  Dawn Willette - ??? (a surprise)

 Dusty Sidewalls:  Actor, Musician, Comedic Genius-enough said!

 'The' Mike Trivisonno:  Mike has a cameo in the movie.  Again he is the man to go to in a clutch!

 Chris Smith-Mother

Curse of the Melonheads!!!!

Curse of the Melonheads is the behind the scenes making of the movie, detailing all the setbacks, injuries and problems which happened during production of the movie.  The filmmakers are truly convinced this production has a curse on it, you will be able to decide for yourself!

Just some of the people effected by there curse:

      

 




Learn more about the Melonheads Legend at: 

http://www.geocities.com/son_of_pauly/melonheads/melonhead.html

              

http://www.deadohio.com/MelonHeads.htm